15 comments

  • vunderba 2 minutes ago
    When I was younger, my friends and I joked about making a "Disk Fragmenter" which would enumerate through every file on the disk and split them into non-contiguous clusters to make sure that the actuator arm on your platter-drive gets a PROPER WORKOUT TO FEEL THE BURN.
  • singiamtel 31 minutes ago
    There's something satisfying about defragging that has been lost to time. Like oiling a squeaky engine
  • vessenes 48 minutes ago
    I love this. I wanted the disk noise, and I got it. I will say that’s a lot faster than my drives were in the late 1990s though.
  • roger_ 47 minutes ago
    My computer's definitely gonna be faster after this.
    • NBJack 11 minutes ago
      I do laugh in that in all the times I ever did this for real (even back to my massive 170MB drive), it never felt much faster.
  • Hobadee 24 minutes ago
    I love it. A couple notes: - This is about 10x a real defrag speed - WAAAY too fast - IIRC the "Data that will not be moved" was typically lumped at the beginning of the drive, not spread out all over.
    • vunderba 9 minutes ago
      I'm a stickler for accuracy too. The defragged blocks in the original Win9x program weren't solid blue - they had a hatch pattern texture to them. I remember it way too vividly.

      Source: Watching a disk defrag was every millenial kids equivalent of going to the laundromat and watching laundry tumble.

      https://youtu.be/dc_SDyLYq3U?t=347

    • msephton 14 minutes ago
      It could be spread out too
  • josefrichter 2 minutes ago
    bill gates, I want my time back!
  • pjot 20 minutes ago
    Will need to degauss after this
    • stavros 7 minutes ago
      What, you don't need the data any more? Or are you conflating screen degaussing?
  • toast0 42 minutes ago
    Love the warning for using on a mobile device.
  • pyaamb 49 minutes ago
    Need this but for AI models. Sleep mode where they self prune and optimize overnight for their daily purpose.
  • stavros 6 minutes ago
    I need to set up a Windows 95 computer with a hard drive and stream the defragging online, complete with live audio.
  • brcmthrowaway 12 minutes ago
    What were the major filesystem technology improvements that made this redundant?
    • megagpt1 2 minutes ago
      FAT32 allocates the first free block. IIRC, file order must match disk order because reasons. Ext2 prioritized allocating the middle of free space to allow fragment-free growth on both sides and it became a standard filesystem feature after that.
    • predictsoft 8 minutes ago
      I think NTFS and SSD disks.
  • MarvinYork 37 minutes ago
    The sound killed me... :D
  • wild_pointer 46 minutes ago
    Legend
  • olivierestsage 29 minutes ago
    Hot
  • pir8life4me 53 minutes ago
    Brilliant. Whirring disk noise is nice touch.

    If AI generated this is what the AI revolution is all about.

    Can we get a cross platform screensaver?